Vampire jokes
26 Apr , 2014
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance.
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.