A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,”You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each … Continue reading →

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of … Continue reading →

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.