How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!
How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?A wedding ring !
