Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. “What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice,” she maliciously remarked. “Are they real?” Yes, nodded Lady Peel. “Of course,” the dowager declared, “you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?” “Gladly,” Lady Peel replied. “But […]
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” He reached into […]
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
