What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?Ince pies !

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?Both do hat tricks !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?Because he liked sole music !

What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !

Where do footballers dance ?At a football !

What did the bumble bee striker say ?Hive scored !

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !

What lights up a football stadium ?A football match !

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?Cornflakes !

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?Beans on post !

How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on !

Why didn’t the dog want to play football ?It was a boxer !