“Please, ma’am! How do you spell ichael?” The teacher was rather bewildered. “Don’t you mean Michael?” she asked. “No, ma’am. I’ve written the ‘M’ already.”

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. “Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,” he replied. “How do you spell that?” asked the manager. “Er ? sir ? er ? can’t you just put it down without … Continue reading →