Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math !
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s goodPupil: Good ?, that’s perfect !
Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. “Jackie,” she asked, “can you count to 10 without mistakes?””Yes,” said Jackie, and she did.”Now, Fred,” said the teacher, “can you count from 10 to 20?””That depends,” said Fred, “with or without mistakes”!
Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now go on from there.Fred: Jack, Queen, King.
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you can’t lay eggs!
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: That’s what I say, what’s the difference`?
Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Fred: I’ve added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !
