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What salesman has the slickest…

5 Jan , 2014  

What salesman has the slickest line?A hair grease salesman.

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A realty salesman had just clo…

5 Jan , 2014  

A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.”That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?””Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get […]

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“Is your mother home?” the sal…

5 Jan , 2014  

“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the […]

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Customer: You said these pants…

5 Jan , 2014  

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.”Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.

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Ned: What does your Dad sell ?…

5 Jan , 2014  

Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.

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What does a carpet salesman gi…

5 Jan , 2014  

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!

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A famous art collector is walk…

5 Jan , 2014  

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the […]

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What happened when the man ask…

5 Jan , 2014  

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?”O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What do you have to know to be…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?Lots.

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One day Mikey was sitting in h…

5 Jan , 2014  

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object.”What is that?” Mikey asked. “It’s a thermos,” the salesman replied. “What does it do?” asked Mikey. “This baby,” the salesman said, “keeps hot things hot and […]

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The top toothbrush salesman at…

5 Jan , 2014  

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some […]

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An inexperienced real estate s…

5 Jan , 2014  

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.”What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”