A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? … Continue reading
Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: “Pass me the honey, Honey”.The English husband says to his wife: “Pass me the sugar, Sugar”.The [you name it] husband says to his wife: “Pass me the steak, Dumb … Continue reading
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said “Okay”, and helped … Continue reading
“What flavors of ice cream do you have?” inquired the customer.”Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, “Do you have laryngitis?” “No….” replied the new waitress with some effort, … Continue reading