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An American tourist was lunchi…

5 Jan , 2014  

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came the dish that the American […]

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There was an awful fight at th…

5 Jan , 2014  

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.Four fish got battered!

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Waiter, waiter, does the piani…

5 Jan , 2014  

Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I’ve finished my meal.

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Q:What did one plate say to th…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)

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A man and his girlfriend were …

5 Jan , 2014  

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.”The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that,” the woman says.The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he asks.”Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies.

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Sign at restaurant reads: Eat …

5 Jan , 2014  

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home

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Is your food spicy Sir ?No, sm…

5 Jan , 2014  

Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !

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Young woman sat down in small …

5 Jan , 2014  

Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. “I’ll have a hamburger please.” “Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. “Make that well done.” Waitres turned away again. “Torture it!” she yelled.

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The headwaiter of an elegant r…

5 Jan , 2014  

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet?” “Go down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on […]

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Waiter, what is this bug doing…

5 Jan , 2014  

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!I don’t know – friendly thing isn’t he !

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Two little boys were visiting …

5 Jan , 2014  

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, “Just bring them bread and water.”One of the little boys looked up and quavered, “Can I have ketchup on […]

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A out-of-towner in New York at…

5 Jan , 2014  

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your […]