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A few years ago, when the Cath…

5 Jan , 2014  

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, “Tell me,Becky, have you heard by chance what’s going on in Rome?””No,” said Mrs Finkelstein. “I haven’t. What’s going on in Rome?””A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things,decided that the Jews […]

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On the steps of this church tw…

5 Jan , 2014  

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other – a starof David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to thecross wearer and the other was overlooked.Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and suggested that if he […]

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After church on Sunday morning…

5 Jan , 2014  

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up. “That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?” “Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, […]

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A pious man who had reached th…

5 Jan , 2014  

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at […]

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The Pope took a philosophy pro…

5 Jan , 2014  

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing ona large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopheraccidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiffstepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed itand walked back to the boat. The next day […]

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What do you get when you cross…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitt…

5 Jan , 2014  

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, “So how high can you advance in your organization?”The Priest says “If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.””Well, could you get any higher than that?” asks the Rabbi.”I suppose that if my works are […]

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A man is struck by a bus on a …

5 Jan , 2014  

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around.”A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policemanchecks the crowd—-no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind.”A PRIEST, PLEASE!” the dying […]

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Did you hear about that guy wh…

5 Jan , 2014  

Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness? – He refused becuase he hadn’t seen the accident.

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Moses, Jesus and an old man ar…

5 Jan , 2014  

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up tothe tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and landsin the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto thegreen.Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over thefairway and lands in […]

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A very religious man lived rig…

5 Jan , 2014  

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and […]

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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosen…

5 Jan , 2014  

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable resort – one that didnot admit Jews.The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, “Sorry, noroom. The hotel is full.” The Jewish lady said, “But yoursign says that you have vacancies.” The desk clerkstammered and then […]