Who designed Noah’s ark?An ark-itect !

Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.” Little Johnny […]

What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?He raised Cain.

Who is the fastest runner in history.Adam – because he was the first in the human race.

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in […]

God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he’s had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he’s decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. “What about Mars,” says one of them. “Nah I went there […]

Who was the best actor in the bible ?Samson, he brought the house down !

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,” responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder […]

What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?You can’t keep a good man down !