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Who designed Noah’s ark?An ark…

5 Jan , 2014  

Who designed Noah’s ark?An ark-itect !

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Q. How do you make holy water?…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.

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A Sunday school teacher of pre…

5 Jan , 2014  

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.” Little Johnny […]

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Examiner: I think you know ver…

5 Jan , 2014  

Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: ‘Judas departed and went and hanged himself.’ Examiner: Well, that’s a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: ‘Go thou and do likewise.’

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Jill: Have you read the Bible?…

5 Jan , 2014  

Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I’m waiting for the film to come round.

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What’s black and white, black …

5 Jan , 2014  

What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

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At what time of day was Adam b…

5 Jan , 2014  

At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

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What did Adam do when he wante…

5 Jan , 2014  

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?He raised Cain.

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Who is the fastest runner in h…

5 Jan , 2014  

Who is the fastest runner in history.Adam – because he was the first in the human race.

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Three Pastors from the south w…

5 Jan , 2014  

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in […]

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God is sitting up in his ivory…

5 Jan , 2014  

God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he’s had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he’s decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. “What about Mars,” says one of them. “Nah I went there […]

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Who was the best actor in the …

5 Jan , 2014  

Who was the best actor in the bible ?Samson, he brought the house down !