Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why won’t the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She’s afraid they’ll bring down the house.
Why wouldn’t the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn’t want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Why won’t pigs take up jogging? They don’t like to get that far from the table.
Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We’re raising mashed potatoes.
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don’t have red noses.
