What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ? Three blind mice !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
