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Do you know what a mice said w…

27 Apr , 2013

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.

What’s a mouse’s favourite rec…

27 Apr , 2013

What’s a mouse’s favourite record ? Please cheese me !

What do you get if cross a mou…

27 Apr , 2013

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

Why did the mouse eat a candle…

27 Apr , 2013

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

What goes dot, dot, dash, sque…

27 Apr , 2013

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

What’s gray and furry on the i…

27 Apr , 2013

What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

How do mice celebrate when the…

27 Apr , 2013

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

What is a mouse’s favourite ga…

27 Apr , 2013

What is a mouse’s favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

What’s the hardest part of mil…

27 Apr , 2013

What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Hickory hickory dock.The mouse…

27 Apr , 2013

Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

Who is king of all the mice ? …

27 Apr , 2013

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

What do angry rodents send eac…

27 Apr , 2013

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

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