What letter should you avoid?The letter A because it makes men mean.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?Envelope.

What letter stands for the ocean?The letter C.

When is a letter damp?When it has postage due (dew).

Where do you put letters to boys?In a mail (male) box.

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add “er” to short and it becomes shorter.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?Because it is in the middle of TNT.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.