Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, … Continue reading →

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?”We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?”We just report the facts, we don’t change them.” Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as … Continue reading →

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one … Continue reading →

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So the journalist goes down and introduces herself to the old man. … Continue reading →

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, “Would you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the … Continue reading →

Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You’re too late – it’s already been done.

Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.