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Q: How many publishers does it…

5 Aug , 2011  

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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Q: How many editors does it ta…

5 Aug , 2011  

Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Q: How many journalists does i…

5 Aug , 2011  

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric […]

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Why did the nutty kid throw bu…

5 Aug , 2011  

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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What do you get if you cross a…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !

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What do you get if you cross a…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !

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What do you get if you cross a…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?A spooksman !

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What do you get if you cross a…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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A weather forecaster took a jo…

5 Aug , 2011  

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, “The weather didn’t agree with me.”

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An honest weatherman says, “To…

5 Aug , 2011  

An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”

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Who do you think was sent to c…

5 Aug , 2011  

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

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A woman telephoned her local n…

5 Aug , 2011  

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, “Would you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the woman.