How do you make rude noises on the Internet?With a whoop e-cushion.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?May the force e-with you.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?An e-mergency.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?A sore finger.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet!Well, you do look a site

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?No, you should do it on a computer.

Do you like web jokes?Yes – they’re e-larious!

Have you seen www.dustbin.com?Yes, but it’s a load of rubbish.

Have you seen www.stickytape.com?Yes, I can’t tear myself away.

Have you seen www.tame.com?Yes, but I’m not wild about it.