Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night !
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?- He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school’s drug policy last week – for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him “jump higher.”
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: “Dear […]
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?To hide his flea collar.
A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator – ‘Dogs must be carried on this escalator.’The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.’You can’t go home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d better stay the night.”That’s very kind of you,’ said the boy. ‘ I’ll just run […]
My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?
