An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of … Continue reading →

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. “What are you hunting for?” asked an older hunter. “I don’t know. I ain’t seen it yet,” said … Continue reading →

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You … Continue reading →

What is the best way to hunt bear ?With your clothes off.

Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.’Don’t waste your time,’ Pat hollered.’The rifle is not loaded.”I can’t wait,’ Mike shouted back.’The bird will be gone if I take the … Continue reading →

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!”OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?”Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!