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		<title>Why was the man sued by his ho&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!]]></description>
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		<title>Why was the racehorse named Ba&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!]]></description>
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		<title>Why was the racehorse names St&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?He was a sherbet!]]></description>
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		<title>Why was the horse all charged &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why was the horse all charged up?It ate some haywire!]]></description>
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		<title>Why was the horseman fired fro&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!]]></description>
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		<title>A mean horseman went into a sa&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mean horseman went into a saddler&#8217;s shop and asked for one spur. &#8220;One spur?&#8221; asked the saddler. &#8220;Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?&#8221; &#8220;No, just one,&#8221; replied the horseman. &#8220;If I can get one side of the &#8230; <a href="http://www.badfunnyjokes.com/horse-jokes/a-mean-horseman-went-into-a-sa/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Why did the bareback performer&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.]]></description>
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		<title>A man has a racehorse, never w&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,&#8221; Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.&#8221; The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays &#8230; <a href="http://www.badfunnyjokes.com/horse-jokes/a-man-has-a-racehorse-never-w/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What is the slowest racehorse &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !]]></description>
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		<title>Why is it difficult to identif&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 18:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They&#8217;re always switching their tails!]]></description>
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