Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?Must have been a duck family A duck family ?Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !

You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?Old King Coal !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?He liked to chop and change !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?At the bottom !