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When crossing the Delaware Riv…

13 Jan , 2010  

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What did they do at the Boston…

13 Jan , 2010  

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !

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What does the 1286BC incribed …

13 Jan , 2010  

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What do Alexander the Great an…

13 Jan , 2010  

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !

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What did the Pharaohs use to k…

13 Jan , 2010  

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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Q: Where does Napolean keep hi…

13 Jan , 2010  

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!

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What did King Arthur sleep wit…

13 Jan , 2010  

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light

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How did Columbus’s men sleep o…

13 Jan , 2010  

How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !

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What did Napoleon become when …

13 Jan , 2010  

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to P…

13 Jan , 2010  

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?Must have been a duck family A duck family ?Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !

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Why did the pioneers cross the…

13 Jan , 2010  

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !

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You’ve failed history again !W…

13 Jan , 2010  

You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !