What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!

Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she … Continue reading →

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The light’s witch !

Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!