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Halloween jokes

What kind of make up was the g…

1 Nov , 2009  

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!

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Why aren’t burgers the least b…

1 Nov , 2009  

Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!

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What kind of protozoa likes Ha…

1 Nov , 2009  

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

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What do rednecks do on Hallowe…

1 Nov , 2009  

What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!

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At 5 P.M. one Halloween aftern…

1 Nov , 2009  

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had […]

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Who turns the lights off at ha…

1 Nov , 2009  

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The light’s witch !

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Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden goin…

1 Nov , 2009  

Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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What do you call a bug that bo…

1 Nov , 2009  

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

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What is a childs’s favourite t…

1 Nov , 2009  

What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

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What do witches eat at Hallowe…

1 Nov , 2009  

What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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What do stupid kids do at Hall…

1 Nov , 2009  

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

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How do you get the most apples…

1 Nov , 2009  

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !