How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?She was trying to get ahead !

What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”

What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there’s no body there!