What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?”Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?She was trying to get ahead !

What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!

Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”

What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!