What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !
“Tell me,” said the hiker to the local farmer, “will this pathway take me to the main road?” “No, sir,” replied the farmer, “you’ll have to go by yourself!”
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off […]
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work, saying, “May you and […]
Did you hear about the farmer’s boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?”The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, “One thousand, eight hundred and […]
