Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !

“Tell me,” said the hiker to the local farmer, “will this pathway take me to the main road?” “No, sir,” replied the farmer, “you’ll have to go by yourself!”

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice … Continue reading →