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What did the farmer say when h…

20 Sep , 2009  

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen? “There’s more there than meets the sty.”

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How does the pig farmer get to…

20 Sep , 2009  

How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.

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Why did the farmer feed his pi…

17 Sep , 2009  

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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What did the farmer say when h…

17 Sep , 2009  

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!

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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shap…

17 Sep , 2009  

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he’s not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

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Farmer Giles is so interested …

17 Sep , 2009  

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal

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Farmer Jones bought a herd of …

17 Sep , 2009  

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won’t come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.

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FARMER: Did you sleep well las…

17 Sep , 2009  

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.

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Why are farmers cruel?Because …

17 Sep , 2009  

Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.

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What did the farmer say when a…

17 Sep , 2009  

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Camper: Is it easy to milk a c…

17 Sep , 2009  

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

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Camp Woodland was across the r…

17 Sep , 2009  

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.’Is that bull safe?’ someone asked the farmer.’Safer than you are!’ was his answer.