Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).
Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If you’re so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !
How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she’s stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
