Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He’s the one with a duck.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.”Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing,” says Sean, “here’s one named […]
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, […]
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?An Optimist learns German.A Pessimist learns Chinese.A Realist learns AK-47.
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would […]
Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?A: Every man for himself.
Q: What’s delaying the Polish space program?A: Development of a working match.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The […]
