Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?Cubic !

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?She was maid in France !

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?Scott !

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?A: Duck.

Q:What’s the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?A:Call B52

Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He’s the one with a duck.

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.