Do you send e-mails on your home computer?What’s the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter.Pupil: Exactly!
Why don’t you stamp e-mails?Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?Because the lime was engaged.
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?He wanted to check his e-mail.
