How do writers send e-mail?On the Inkernet.

How does James Bond type e-mails?With his goldfinger.

How do whales type e-mails?With their fish fingers.

How do wasps send messages?By bee-mail.

How do skunks like their e-mails?Scent.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?Ewes sincerely.

How do mountainers send messages?By ski-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages?By predigree-mail.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?On the sprin-ternet.

How do Indian chiefs send messages?By teepee-mail!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do dolphins send messages?By sea-mail.