What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
