Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn’t! They found me!
How do you make a dog float?Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching band, what’s his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
