Why did the dog jump into the sea?He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

What is the best way to follow a lost dog’s paw prints? With a track-tor!

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

How can if you have a stupid dog ?It chases parked cars !

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the “Roverlutionary War!”

How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?A petticoat !