What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?A dry doc.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair !

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skinWhy don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.So why did you come around then ?Well, I saw this light at the window…!

Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories !

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around !doc