Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.
Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?They can’t hide behind billboards.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
