What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !

What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !

What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.

Who was the world’s greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.

When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.