Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.

What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

Why did the cowboy’s car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, “I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.” The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, “I killed a 400 pound […]

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, “Can you get me a nice gentle pony?” “Shore,” said the cowboy. “What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?” “What’s the difference?” asked the lady. “The western saddle has a horn on it,” said the […]