Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.

Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and … Continue reading →

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven … Continue reading →

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control … Continue reading →

One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that … Continue reading →

What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!