Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, … Continue reading →

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English … Continue reading →

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God’s existence. The professor presented the following logic:”Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke.”Has anyone in … Continue reading →

Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d … Continue reading →

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, “Sure, sweetie. I’ll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when … Continue reading →

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, “What is the usual tip?””Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, … Continue reading →

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls … Continue reading →

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite … Continue reading →

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !