Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had … Continue reading →

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her … Continue reading →

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards.”No mis” he replied

Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

Grandma: You’ve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?Grandma: Yes, I do.Mary: Well, you can have mine.

Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I ain’t.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain’t. It’s I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain’t … Continue reading →