Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.
What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?The number of the car that hit you.
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?There is no smoke from an electric train!
What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.
Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.
Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?”Am I exhausted!”
