What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !
Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?”Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”
What would you have if your car’s motor was in flames?A fire engine.
What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
