What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because he’s always coming back!

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?”Nice to meat you”!

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?Weedie Bix!!

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?He gives them runs!

What do cannibal say when they say grace?”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”

How can you help a starving cannibal?Give them a hand !