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Why did the electrician close …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?Because business was very light.

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The social worker asked the ba…

7 Sep , 2009  

The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to […]

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Boss: “I’ve decided to use hum…

7 Sep , 2009  

Boss: “I’ve decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. “Knock knock.” Employee: “Who’s there?” Boss: “Not you anymore.”

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Boss: “I can assure you that t…

7 Sep , 2009  

Boss: “I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.” Employee: “That’s because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?” Boss: “Right. Except for the ‘us’ part.”

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INTERVIEWER to job applicant: …

7 Sep , 2009  

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: “Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?”

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After being laid off from five…

7 Sep , 2009  

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he’d have to withhold ten percent of Arnold’s wages to pay for the […]

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A businessman who needed milli…

7 Sep , 2009  

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand. Overjoyed, the man […]

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An American manufacturer is sh…

7 Sep , 2009  

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.”Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them.””Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, at exactly […]

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‘I’m very sad to announce this…

7 Sep , 2009  

‘I’m very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,’ said the principal at morning assembly. ‘ Now we will all stand and sing this morning’s hymn….now Thank We All Our God.’

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Two government economists were…

7 Sep , 2009  

Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject of their meeting through takeoff […]

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Mom and Dad are in the iron an…

7 Sep , 2009  

Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

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Kowalski, fresh out of account…

7 Sep , 2009  

Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?””Twenty-two,” Kowalski replied.After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) […]