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Why were the burgers in the re…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!

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Why was the burger thrown out …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)

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Why is President Carter import…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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Why do hamburgers make good ba…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate!

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Why do hamburgers make poor pi…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why do burgers run the gauntle…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!

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Why do hamburgers act brillian…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!

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Why did the pro football playe…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why do burgers laugh when you …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!

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Why aren’t burgers too good at…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?Too many turnovers!

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Why can any hamburger run the …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it’s a FAST food!