My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator.Tell her to come in.I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

My sister went on a crash diet.Is that why she looks a wreck ?

‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.’He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy.’How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?”He saws people in half.”Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”One … Continue reading →

Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!