Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?A: They take off their makeup.
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?A: Play ball.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.’
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?A: She’s the one on her bike.
