One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the […]
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?A: Learning to eat with a fork.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer […]
