How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are … Continue reading →

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin … Continue reading →

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.

Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

Q: What do you call a blind German?A: A Not See (Nazi)

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?

Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!

Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet?A: Her dog was blind too.